Spreading Out

Lately, I have been feeling like no matter what I do, I can’t stop spreading out like a giant japanese fan taking over the world.
So, as a last resort, I have joined Bikram Yoga classes, which is where I am headed right now.
If doing power yoga inside a steam room doesn’t work, then I swear to you, I will stop complaining about my fat and accept the fact that I will, perhaps, always be slightly overweight.