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#bitchplease, #sentosacove, #singapore, beaches, expatsinsingapore, guccisunglasses, pastelcoloredswimsuit, sentosabeach, sorrynotsorry, summer, swimwear, youvebeenschooled
It’s no secret that most Ang Mos live a fabulous life in Singapore, all the while complaining about the heat, the smell in the MRT and their full-time nannies/maids. I respect that. After all, you are expats, and the rest of the color spectrum are only immigrants.
But dear Ang Mo lady at the beach, who matched her umbrella to her shades and her swimsuit to her ice-cream – I bow down to your dedication to the image. However, do not ever ask me to move away because my shadow is hindering your tan. I know you did not know me this time, and expected that much like the very kind locals, I would oblige. So I feel your pain about what happened next.
😀 😀
burnnnnnnnnnn (outside your shadow)! there are a couple of puns in there, possibly.
just why do people suntan in singapore?! is there not nearly enough sun EVERYWHERE?
I love the red-and-white umbrella in your beautiful sketch!
That’s a spectacular pun! I think one needs to suntan in Singapore if one never leaves home outside of a car or walks to anywhere. In every other case, it would seem wholly unnecessary. But then, the mystical
Ang Mo works on Mysterious ways.
I can guess what Ang Mo means…I am curious about them:-)
What is an Ang Mo?
Do tell!!!
I would love to hear the complete story!! 🙂
hahaha……..trying to guess what happened next 🙂